December 2011
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I think he was upset about the garden gnomes...
literallyillhumor:
I seriously loled. Hard. And loud.
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GOOD MERLINPEEN! MERRY NEWTONMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS,...
myelectronicrenaissance:
The episode where Sheldon kept smiling made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe and my abs hurt the next day.
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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